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[21:53] Talhydras: @Ara: EGL?
[21:54] Talhydras: no!
[21:54] Talhydras: wait
[21:54] Talhydras: wait
[21:54] Talhydras: wait
[21:54] Ara[HonouraryEGL]: :]
[21:54] Talhydras: On a scale of 1 to 10 of manliness
[21:54] Talhydras: where 1 is hello kitty
[21:54] Ara[HonouraryEGL]: http://community.livejournal.com/egl/13158343.html | http://j9isawesome.livejournal.com/117379.html blue means click
[21:54] Talhydras: and 10 is Mr. T and Chow Yun Fat, shirtless, firing two .50 cals each
[21:54] Talhydras: what are these on that scale
[21:55] Ara[HonouraryEGL]: -3
[21:55] Icefox: …
[21:55] Ara[HonouraryEGL]: at least I’m honest.

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[17:29] *** Muncher (chatzilla@67-194-25-189.wireless.umnet.umich.edu) has joined #NSArms.
[17:51] Muncher: Preston
[17:51] Muncher: I am become music
[17:51] Muncher: the destroyer of productivity
[17:52] Muncher: D:<
[17:52] Muncher: ALL COWER BEFORE MY AWESOMENESS
[17:52] Bull|Nehrland: Wow.
[17:52] * Muncher detonates
[17:52] Bull|Nehrland: And how does this make you feel, Muncher?
[17:52] Muncher: http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5788&st=15&#last
[17:53] Muncher: Bull|Nehrland: kinda horny, actually
[17:53] Muncher: aaaaaaaaaand it’s a good thing Ara is inactive, else that’d get quoted on his blog XD
[17:53] Bull|Nehrland: And why does this make you feel “Kinda horny, actually,” Muncher?
[17:54] Muncher: Elisha Cuthbert
[17:54] Muncher: enough said
[17:54] Bull|Nehrland: Ok?
[17:55] Muncher: well, add in some Alizee just to drive you insane because the music never fucking leaves your head. Oh, and some Led Zeppelin guitar, with Jaco just getting high and funking the fuck out of your skull with a electric bass made entirely out of fossilized cannabis leaves
[17:55] Bull|Nehrland: Wtf.
[17:56] Muncher: and a nuclear explosion with a bunch of sexual predators (freshly castrated, gotta keep the pitch high and crisp!) singing “this little light of mine!”
[17:56] Bull|Nehrland: LMAO
[17:56] Muncher: admit it, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as that mental image
[17:56] Bull|Nehrland: True.
[17:58] Muncher: Aralonia, if you don’t fucking quote that, I’m running for president and accusing you of treason
[17:58] Muncher: D:<
[17:58] Mondoth: and then the sun explodes
[17:58] Muncher: NUMBER MUNCHER FOR PRESIDENT, 2035! DEATH TO TROGGLES, FURRIES, AND COMMUNISM!
[17:59] Bull|Nehrland: Chuck Norris 2012
[17:59] *** Bull|Nehrland is now known as Bull|ChuckNorris2012.
[18:00] Muncher: THERE ARE FIFTEEN FORUMS THAT RUN THE FURRY COMMUNITY, AND IF YOU ELECT ME SUPREME OVERSEER, PRIME MINISTER, PRESIDENT, GOD-EMPEROR, KING, LORD PROTECTER, HIGH GENERAL, SUPREME ADMIRAL, EXECUTOR, STEWARD OF BATHROOM STALL #19 IN THE GUY’S BATHROOM AT THE BOWLING ALLEY AT 193 NORTH STREET, ANYTOWN, USA, AND THE BEST FUCKING ACTOR SINCE REAGAN, I WILL EXPOSE THEIR PLOT!
[18:00] Muncher: AND ORDER THEM TO THE CAMPS!
[18:01] DanHawking[Aralonia]: oh Munchie, I’m not inactive

==

[18:03] DanHawking[Aralonia]: https://danhawking.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/irc-irc-irc-irc/
[18:04] Muncher: XD great presentation
[18:04] Bull|ChuckNorris2012: haha
[18:04] Muncher: it’d be best if I’d said “god damnit” right after you typed that
[18:05] Muncher: but alas and alak
[18:05] Muncher: providence can only suck my cock so much before she has to service others elsewhere
[18:06] Muncher: (Providence is pretty hot, but the twins Liberty and Justice are kinky, let me tell you)

==

[19:00] candiro: munchie
[19:00] Muncher: fucking starcraft, now
[19:00] candiro: get l4d
[19:00] Muncher: candiro, can’t, trying to get laid
[19:00] candiro: XD
[19:00] Spizania: you dont have much of a chance without Homeworld
[19:00] Muncher: new games and sex are mutually exclusive
[19:01] Spizania: what about the Desperate Housewives came? 😛
[19:01] Muncher: goddamit, I really need to think BEFORE I say things
[19:01] Muncher: not AFTER
[19:02] candiro: thoughts help no man

Posted on: 23 March 2009

hell ass balls this blog has been around for three year

[DIRECTOR’S CUT EDITION]

Alienation, huh? Far easier for me than anyone else here, I’d think.

I spent two years where my most treasured companions were those existing

only on the Internet. People who I don’t really have ever seen, people who I

haven’t been able to interact with properly; only hear stories about their

days, their adventures. Even with those who I would prefer to be with, I was

alone.

I spent an eternity at my schools, where nearly nobody could (or would)

properly share in all of my interests, in my mindset. At that age, to talk

about such things as the mechanism of the AK-47 assault rifle was

ludicrously limited by the school; to talk about such things as the latest

episode of an anime series was seen as girlish or whatever. Because few

dared to stand away from the norms, I was alone.

I began to have more time to stare inwards at myself, to examine the thought

processes that brought me to this point. While I’d like to know more about

myself, I honestly also enjoy having less knowledge – when things appear out

of me without warning, it’s enjoyable, mysterious, new, exciting. As a

result of wanting to look in at myself, people look away, and I am alone.

I carry or wear odd things. You know me. Long brown coat, not like anyone wears it during the summer. Wearing dapper stuff, instead of the standard schmuck that most modern teenagers wear. I’m not even going to touch on the bow.

I make some of the most outlandish statements that many have ever heard in their lives. You know this as well as anybody else.

Purposefully, I push away many who approach me. Most people who I wouldn’t integrate with would ignore me, anyways. That’s alright; that’s my way of saying “I’m sorry, but thank you for not burdening yourself with me” so that people don’t have to worry. It’s a way of making sure that people who don’t want to be affected by me, aren’t.

The real annoyances are the ones who try and make my life miserable for their own petty self-entertainment. They approach me and act like fools, as they are. I tell them to sod off. Granted, they serve one entertainment to me as well, but that I must say is a vice. Most would say that I shouldn’t take schadenfreude or that I shouldn’t be such a mean person; but to hell with that. They have brought it upon themselves by activating me, and acting as such fools when they do.

From there remain only a select few people who I may probably not scorn. These frew, I see, are closer to my true friends; people who share my interests or parts of them. I have a good amount of these, I’ll admit, but most of them really aren’t that close to me.

In the last few remain people who’ve properly been able to touch me. Those who I properly see as my equals in many fields.

You know who you are, you truly know who you are. We’re all alienated, ourselves; but that’s where we’re together.

Thanks, people.

[22:28] Muncher: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGjAPwY3BU
[22:29] Muncher: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGjAPwY3BU
[22:29] Muncher: LISTEN GODDAMIT
[22:29] Muncher: ERNIE IS A FUCKING PIMP
[22:30] Muncher: HE WILL SMACK YOU SILLY, BITCH, NOW PAY HIM YOUR CUNT CASH
[22:30] Muncher: goddamit, Ara, if I ever run for political office, you’re going to release all of these epic quotes
[22:30] Muncher: and my campaign would get pwnt
[22:31] DanHawking[Aralonia]: Munchie, daaaaaaaaahling, they’re online. They already are released.

“Oh, Rita.” “Oh, Ralph.” “…Ralph?” “…Shit.”

finally I can untick something from my life goals

published (not self-published) [ x ]

Posted on: 14 March 2009

[22 53 07] Alex F. says: after all the things that you have talked about in this chat

[22 53 25] Alex F. says: especially all the things you and El talk about when nobody else is online

[22 53 56] Alex F. says: I got the impression that it would be very difficult to make you uncomfortable


ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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