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IRC hilarity continues forever

Posted on: 7 March 2009

[21:14] TWSP: So
[21:14] TWSP: If Haven was a high-school stereotype
[21:14] TerranTribes: I thought it was?
[21:14] TWSP: Doomingsland would the jock
[21:14] TWSP: Well
[21:14] TWSP: Let’s explain it
[21:15] Aralonia: lol haven
[21:15] TWSP: Preston would be the potential school shooter
[21:15] TWSP: =P
[21:15] Aralonia: If I were still in Haven, well
[21:15] *** You are now known as MiriHawke.
[21:15] Preston: lulz
[21:15] MiriHawke: <–
[21:15] candiro: wonder where I would be placed…
[21:15] MiriHawke: Flat-chested nerdy loud hates-the-popular-kids insane.
[21:16] MiriHawke: ūüėÄ
[21:16] TheSilverSky: candiro
[21:16] * MiriHawke afterglow
[21:16] TheSilverSky: we’d be the nerdy spics
[21:16] MiriHawke: awesome
[21:16] TWSP: TWSP would be the kid who seats alone and reads
[21:16] MiriHawke: I’d totally hang out with Cand and TSS because of lol nerdism
[21:16] TWSP: Not much of a social life
[21:16] candiro: nah, we (or at least i) would be the somewhat perplexing lazy overachiever
[21:16] TheSilverSky: MiriHawke, then we’d gangbang you, cause we’re spics
[21:16] TheSilverSky: D:<
[21:16] TheSilverSky: jk
[21:17] TheSilverSky: candiro, that totally describes me right now in school XD
[21:17] * candiro ^5s TSS
[21:17] TheSilverSky: ^5
[21:17] candiro: football team, AP classes, could teach a class, and winds up in community college. WHERE IS YOUR FUTURE :X
[21:18] TWSP: Soda would be the token Jew
[21:18] candiro: the guy who thinks he’s cool but isnt.
[21:18] TWSP: Willink would be the sports fan
[21:18] candiro: not necessarily jew
[21:18] * MiriHawke laughs
[21:19] candiro: oh god
[21:19] TheSilverSky: TWSP, i’d be a cross between a nerd, lazy, overachiever, sports fan and in the go home afterschool club, oh and i play soccer too
[21:19] TheSilverSky: indoor soccer ‚̧
[21:19] TWSP: Soccer gtfo
[21:19] candiro: allanea wouldv’e been the creepy guy who drove around the high school
[21:19] TWSP: It’s football
[21:19] TWSP: Not soccer
[21:19] TheSilverSky: not here in the usa twsp
[21:19] TheSilverSky: ūüėõ
[21:20] TWSP: [02:20]<candiro>allanea wouldv’e been the creepy guy who drove around the high school <– I know your mum and I have candy in my van!
[21:20] candiro: XD
[21:20] TWSP: Allanea would be like “FUCK YOU, I’M A PENGUIN!”
[21:20] *** TerranTribes (chatzilla@ has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
[21:20] MiriHawke: Allanea would be the penguin suit wearing pedophile
[21:21] candiro: who drives around the school in the white van with
[21:21] candiro: black hoody and sunglasses on
[21:21] candiro: reeeaal slow
[21:21] TWSP: (Link:!)! <– Allanea
[21:22] candiro: ecks dee
[21:22] candiro: who would be the graduate who gets us alcohol?
[21:22] MiriHawke: MUNCHIE
[21:22] TheSilverSky: no
[21:23] TheSilverSky: munchy is a mystery
[21:23] MiriHawke: MEK
[21:23] TerranTribes: dare I ask, wtf would I be?
[21:23] TheSilverSky: i’d prolly be matt
[21:23] MiriHawke: lol matt
[21:23] MiriHawke: I’d probably hate his ass
[21:23] candiro: MEK
[21:23] candiro: IT’D BE MEK
[21:23] candiro: YES
[21:23] TheSilverSky: ya
[21:23] TheSilverSky: mek would be the awesome guy
[21:23] TheSilverSky: or prolly awesome teacher
[21:24] TheSilverSky: who gets us alcohol
[21:24] candiro: ya
[21:24] TWSP: (Link: lawd
[21:24] TWSP: No
[21:24] TWSP: Matt would be the strange asian dude
[21:24] TWSP: Like the one fro American Pie
[21:24] TWSP: Prae would be the manipulative blonde who gets other guys to do her homework
[21:25] candiro: wonder what pleston would be
[21:25] TWSP: [02:15]<TWSP>Preston would be the potential school shooter
[21:25] MiriHawke: CP would, yeah
[21:25] MiriHawke: he’d be bullied as hell
[21:26] TheSilverSky: TWSP, cland would be the nerdy kid who would be with the blonde all the time but have no chance with her
[21:26] candiro: made fun of for no concieveable reason
[21:26] MiriHawke: …Still, for all intents and purposes, I hate myself, because I would probably be a girl in NS High School. OTL
[21:26] candiro: XD
[21:26] TWSP: Dual wielding MP5s while yelling “HERE’S YOUR FUCKING HEDGEHOG!”
[21:26] TWSP: =P
[21:26] TheSilverSky: miri, you’d prolly bang munchy if you were a girl
[21:26] TheSilverSky: XD
[21:26] TWSP: Yap TSS
[21:26] * candiro figures he’d be what he was in highschool
[21:26] TheSilverSky: candiro, same here
[21:27] candiro: standing outside the gates of school most of the day and somehow getting better grades than you
[21:27] TheSilverSky: oh i also double as the fucking smartass class hole
[21:27] candiro: while only being in class just enough to not get kicked oout
[21:27] candiro: XD
[21:27] TheSilverSky: candiro, i sit in class and text girls XD
[21:27] TWSP: TSS would be “Pedro”
[21:27] TWSP: The kid who gets picked on by the Spanish teacher
[21:27] candiro: nah, pedro would be pedro
[21:27] TheSilverSky: AP world history = easiet class evah
[21:27] candiro: YES.
[21:27] TWSP: Because she supposedly knows “more” than he does
[21:27] TheSilverSky: TWSP, i got a 101 on spanish 5-6 [spanish 3 for most people]
[21:28] TheSilverSky: 101%
[21:28] candiro: for my physics classes I spent the whole time making fun of my teacher
[21:28] Preston: [00:26]<TWSP>Dual wielding MP5s while yelling “HERE’S YOUR FUCKING HEDGEHOG!” XD
[21:28] TheSilverSky: and a 98%
[21:28] candiro: as a result I made most of the class lag behind horribly
[21:28] TerranTribes: I have no idea wtf I was in high school.  @ lunch I hung out with nerd, rockers, and a few thugs.  I did pretty well grade wise but rarely gave a real fuck, and I was on the golf team.
[21:28] candiro: iirc i 5’d the APPB test
[21:28] TheSilverSky: candiro, me and my bud slept half the time, woke up to do notes, take tests and do the labs
[21:28] TheSilverSky: in physics
[21:28] candiro: lul
[21:28] TheSilverSky: i got a 98%
[21:28] * Preston has like a 99 in Spanish 5 atm
[21:28] TheSilverSky: he got a 80 something XD
[21:29] Preston: I’m fucking epic at Spanish
[21:29] candiro: talk in spanish preston
[21:29] candiro: i wouldn’t be able to respond but I can tell you if you’re right
[21:29] * MiriHawke lmao TSS
[21:29] * MiriHawke also punches TSS.
[21:29] TheSilverSky: ya, i can understand people when they talk
[21:29] Preston: Pienso que el madre de candiro es una mujer muy bonita y un cocinero bueno.
[21:29] TheSilverSky: but in writing it sucks XD
[21:29] MiriHawke: I wouldn’t bang Munchie XD
[21:30] candiro: NO ACCENT MARKS
[21:30] candiro: OBJECTIVE FAILED
[21:30] MiriHawke: hahahaha cand
[21:30] TWSP: Psshaw
[21:30] MiriHawke: I hate Spanish
[21:30] Preston: I has laptop
[21:30] TWSP: candiro
[21:30] TheSilverSky: MiriHawke, you’d be like his bff
[21:30] MiriHawke: probably
[21:30] TWSP: I’m a native speaker and I don’t use accent makrs
[21:30] Preston: cannot do control-based hotkeys D:
[21:30] TWSP: *marks
[21:30] TWSP: D:
[21:30] candiro: shhh
[21:30] MiriHawke: We’d all be good buddies but
[21:30] candiro: he doens’t know that yet
[21:30] * MiriHawke drags in the floaty anime backgrounds
[21:30] TWSP: Albeit he had a few gender errors
[21:30] MiriHawke: ALAS
[21:30] MiriHawke: UNREQUITED
[21:30] * MiriHawke swoons.
[21:30] candiro: lolwut
[21:31] candiro: i figure if rl me is anything to go by
[21:31] * MiriHawke Kanako (Maria+Holic)
[21:31] TWSP: [02:30]<Preston>Pienso que el madre de candiro es una mujer muy bonita y un cocinero bueno. <– Pienso que la madre de candiro es una mujer muy bonita y una buena cocinera
[21:31] TheSilverSky: oh god
[21:31] candiro: oh dude
[21:31] Preston: Tambien pienso que <<vosotros>> no es necesario en la lengua moderna
[21:31] candiro: preston you implied my mother is a dude
[21:31] TheSilverSky: MiriHawke, you’d be like a taiga, maria, and kanako cross
[21:31] * candiro just noticed that
[21:31] TheSilverSky: with minorin thrown in too
[21:31] Preston: oh shit
[21:31] MiriHawke: lmao
[21:31] MiriHawke: el madre
[21:31] MiriHawke: XDDDDD
[21:31] TWSP: vosotros got replaced with ustedes
[21:32] TWSP: Albeit vosotros has a nice ring
[21:32] MiriHawke: @TSS/Cand: No, I’d be a Minoin, Mariya, Kanako, and Taiga cross
[21:32] candiro: imma kill ya bro
[21:32] Preston: It could be worse though. Yesterday at work I said “maricones” when I meant to say “camarones”
[21:32] MiriHawke: XDD
[21:32] TWSP: Ara would be the wapanese anime freak
[21:32] candiro: XD
[21:32] TWSP: =P
[21:32] MiriHawke: No
[21:32] candiro: ‘sup faggots’
[21:32] MiriHawke: I would honestly probably be a girl
[21:32] candiro: …nah you coulda gotten away with it
[21:32] TerranTribes: I’m 3/4 mex, grew up on the border, took the minimum spanish classes, and still can’t speak a word of it
[21:32] candiro: [00:32]<MiriHawke>I would honestly probably be a girl  <=== out of context theater
[21:32] MiriHawke: SEE
[21:32] TWSP: How can you confuse “shrimps” with “fags”?
[21:32] Preston: the way it sounds
[21:33] MiriHawke: <____<
[21:33] TWSP: Spizania
[21:33] Spizania: yes?
[21:33] TWSP: Spiz would be
[21:33] TWSP: Crazy
[21:33] TWSP: Anyways
[21:33] TWSP: [02:33]<candiro>[00:32] <MiriHawke> I would honestly probably be a girl  <=== out of context theater <Рtopic plz
[21:33] candiro: i figure if RL me is anything to go buy you’d sooner find out how to build a tank than how to calc refraction of a lense if you looked in my notebook.
[21:33] MiriHawke: IYAAAAAAAAAA DESU~
[21:33] Preston: I wasn’t thinking when I meant to say “tenemos camarones en especial este mes”
[21:34] *** Yafor2|Away ( has signed off IRC (Quit: Where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?).
[21:34] TWSP: That sentence is poorly worded


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My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

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