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The Quotes List

“You should see the giant cD ellipticals, they just eat up every other galaxy… like the Borg from Star Trek, they assimilate them.” -Dr. Nelson

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“I didn’t touch you, I tapped you! There’s a difference. :|”

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“and we have galaxies and stars and planets and dogs and chinchillas and cats” -Dr. Nelson

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“as we have galaxies… and hedgehogs, and other wonderful things flying around” -Dr. Nelson

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“If the trees are older than the universe… something seems wrong.” -Dr. Nelson

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“You had assignments that involved electron microscopes, but you said it’s ‘too dangerous’ to do. Nuclear explosions are ‘too dangerous,’ but we do them anyway.” -Dr. Nelson

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“Since there’s a total of 2 people in this room that are ready for this test… It’s kinda like your ‘infinite mathematicians walk into a bar’ joke, Daniel!” -Dr. Nelson

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Daniel: “It’s like throwing two alarm clocks at each other really fast, and getting a grandfather clock out of it!”
Dr. Nelson: [odd stare]

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Niru: “Look out for the… the… tree thingy!”
Akhila: “It’s a bush.”
Niru: “But… short plant thingy!”

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Sonya: [reads quote from Our Town] That’s about as modest as…
Me: Hitler.
Sonya: You.
[long beat]
Me: What was that supposed to mean?
Sonya: That you over-dramatise things.
Me: Oh. Well then.
[long beat]
Me: I need to work on my street cred then.
Sonya: Wait, what!?

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Han
a walk in the fog would be interesting

daniel

laser pointer.

Han

direction vs scatter?

daniel

hmm.
flashlight or laser, you’re saying?

Han

well, i meant more like the pointer provides one with a sense of direction amidst the obscurity of fog

daniel

…that’s poetic.
‘scuse me, I’m quoting that on hawking blog
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Han

briefcase computer?

daniel

hollow out some books and hide it on a bookcase.
…a bookcase with wires coming out of it.
briefcase is 1980s

Han

just when they think i’m running an 8086, i surprise them with a core i7?

daniel

yes

Han

aluminum briefcase is also on my list of things to get
XD

daniel

leather.

Han

cost…more or less?
also, i like aluminum.

daniel

aluminium = “i’m a security threat”
leather = “i’m planning ahead and am secure in my future”

Han

peter is a security threat?

daniel

yes.
ref: email

Han

eh.
the lol chain.

daniel

yep.

Han

it’s too bad everyone got pardoned.

daniel

HEY
WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Han

mass detentions would’ve been hilarious

daniel

NO M ORE
I’VE HAD ONLY ONE THIS YEAR
AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY

Han

oh, you were part of it.

daniel

yes.

Han

well, detentions for the people who emailed after the warning was sent out
just a reminder that admission to harker != functioning anti-stupid mechanism…

daniel

true
quoted, brb updating
Han

i am not eager to witness the kinds of stupid that got past the various college admissions committees.
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“The first thing we need to touch on is scales. And no, this isn’t an introduction to icthyology.” -Dr. Nelson
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“When you say 10cm, I think ‘grapefruit.’ When you say 21cm, I think ‘thermonuclear device,’ but that’s another story.” – Dr. Nelson
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Mr. Thiele: At least you don’t have a guy with a bright red polo shirt in your class.
Mr. Barth: …You’re going to talk about the guy with this shirt but not the one with the bow on his head?
Mr. Thiele: See, that’s about as normal as it gets for this one.
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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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