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[22:00:10] <HalfLifeMuncher> Candiro
[22:00:13] <+candiro> ya
[22:00:14] <HalfLifeMuncher> I have alcohol in me
[22:00:18] <+candiro> oh christ
[22:00:20] <HalfLifeMuncher> let’s design something, bitch
[22:00:21] <+candiro> this cannot end well
[22:00:50] <+Yixin> Munchie
[22:00:52] <+Yixin> what did you have in mind?
[22:00:58] <HalfLifeMuncher> well
[22:01:03] <HalfLifeMuncher> I liked the idea for the moving engines
[22:01:08] <+candiro> that
[22:01:10] <HalfLifeMuncher> but I’ve got more ideas for that
[22:01:19] <HalfLifeMuncher> give it TV
[22:01:26] <HalfLifeMuncher> and eliminate control surfaces for an ultra clean wing
[22:01:28] <+candiro> ‘s because you like making things that are simple and making them horribly, unworkably complicated
[22:02:01] <+candiro> :/
[22:02:02] * +Yixin wonders what all these aerospace engineering products on NS are actually *for*
[22:02:05] <+candiro> no control surfaces?
[22:02:12] <HalfLifeMuncher> yes
[22:02:17] <HalfLifeMuncher> moving engines and TV
[22:02:18] <+candiro> gah.
[22:02:19] <+Aralonia> We’ve already done clean wing
[22:02:27] <HalfLifeMuncher> MOTHERFUCKING CLEAN WING
[22:02:29] <+candiro> yixin what you talkin bout
[22:02:39] <+Aralonia> Munchie
[22:02:39] <HalfLifeMuncher> also, we can make the whole wing twist to point the engine
[22:02:40] <+Aralonia> I love you.
[22:03:07] <+candiro> bromance itc


I guess I’d better write this while I still have a modicum of control over myself and haven’t yet allowed someone else to take over. For the duration of Tuesday 28 April, possibly Wednesday 29 April, and definitely Thursday 30 April, I will be allowing one of my secondary- OW, okay, alternativ- OW, OKAY, OKAY, HANG ON! Gah. Anyways; I will be allowing… another – that work for you? Okay, good – personality to take over ownership of this vessel known as a “human body” for the duration of those two, possibly three days. A word of warning for you; this basically means that for the duration of those days, the person you know as Daniel Nguyen will be taking a very long break. Please feel free to still call the vessel “Daniel,” as I’ve told her that she should respond to that; but for all intents and purposes, you should make an attempt to call her “Marie.” I guess “Miri” works just as well – you’d prefer that? Okay, call her Miri, then.

Anyways, er, just don’t be too alarmed if I act too differently. Please, just try and have fun, okay? She’s spent 2 years locked up and being only able to express herself online. Give her a nice welcome for me!

-Daniel Nguyen, 27 April 2009

P.S. If she’s too OOC for what I’m usually like… oh, damnit, just let her be.

[19:27:07] <Rezo> Is it just me or is Firefury in dire need of a good, hot dicking?
[19:27:13] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …
[19:27:26] <Rezo> What? She seems to think and make them all the time
[19:27:27] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] snorts Sprite up his nose.
[19:27:32] <Rezo> I detect freudian issues.
[19:27:39] * +Firefury stabs Rezo. With a fax machine.
[19:27:40] <Kajal|G1> everyone can use a good hot dicking now and then
[19:27:51] * Rezo ows.
[19:28:02] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] takes the fax machine and beats Kaj over the head with it.
[19:28:20] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:28:25] <Aralonia> Wait a minute, hang on, something broke there
[19:28:26] * +Firefury /wanted/ to stab her coworkers with the fax machine last week, which is probably quite a statement given the non-stabby nature of a fax machine 😀
[19:28:28] <Kajal|G1> …wat
[19:28:43] <Aralonia> …oh god what did I just type
[19:28:49] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …wait…
[19:29:05] <Kajal|G1> you like fax machines too much, Aralonia
[19:29:09] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] is crying because he’s laughing so hard.
[19:29:20] <Aralonia> S-SHUT UP
[19:29:24] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel just stares with his mouth dropped.
[19:29:49] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> You just used Kaj as a sex toy for a machine.
[19:30:03] *** Aralonia! is now known as TsundereAralonia
[19:30:14] <TsundereAralonia> IT’S NOT LIKE THAT DAMNIT
[19:30:22] * Kajal|G1 is not a sex toy!
[19:30:23] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> Apparently it is.
[19:30:32] <TsundereAralonia> I… I… I… SHUT UP
[19:30:33] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> The fax/phone cord isn’t the only thing thats kinky it seems.
[19:31:00] <Rezo> YOu are now, Kajal
[19:31:02] * TsundereAralonia exits, rampaging, destroying half the chatroom with rage only comparable to Kugimiya Rie-voiced tsunderes
[19:31:21] <Kajal|G1> NOoooOoOoOoOooo…
[19:31:25] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> The real question, I suppose, is ‘Is the fax machine male or female, and which role did Kaj play in this?’
[19:31:44] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Well, if the cords are indication, I’d say male.
[19:31:48] *** TsundereAralonia! is now known as Television_Announcer
[19:31:59] <Number_Muncher> [22:28] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:32:03] <Kajal|G1> apparently i was used to push all the right buttons.
[19:32:10] <Number_Muncher> if this doesn’t go in your IRC quotes blog
[19:32:10] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> lol
[19:32:14] <Number_Muncher> ….
[19:32:23] <+Firefury> 😀
[19:32:25] <Number_Muncher> cuz that’s better than anything I’ve ever said

[21:16] TheSilverSky: my gf is tireds
[21:16] TheSilverSky: i need to put her tobed
[21:16] TheSilverSky: 😛
[21:16] TheSilverSky: with my penis
[21:16] TheSilverSky: D:<
[21:16] Yafor2|SpringBreak: omg
[21:16] Yafor2|SpringBreak: tussis be a playa
[21:16] TheSilverSky: bludgen her till she passes out
[21:16] TheSilverSky: >.>
[21:16] TheSilverSky: then i surprise sex her
[21:16] TheSilverSky: remember
[21:17] TheSilverSky: its not rape if you yell surprise first
[21:17] candiro: XD
[21:17] PsychoMuncher: XD
[21:17] PsychoMuncher: TSS
[21:17] PsychoMuncher: you’re the best boyfriend ever
[21:17] TheSilverSky: ?
[21:17] PsychoMuncher: in a totally non homosexual way
[21:17] TheSilverSky: XD
[21:17] PsychoMuncher: but in a guy to guy way
[21:17] TheSilverSky: tank u ver much sir
[21:17] PsychoMuncher: you know
[21:17] Yafor2|SpringBreak: <PsychoMuncher> in a totally non homosexual way <– gah, I was about to make a comment
[21:17] TheSilverSky: XD yaffles
[21:17] TheSilverSky: you got COMMENTBLOCKED
[21:17] TheSilverSky: D:<
[21:18] PsychoMuncher: when a guy and another guy are on that level
[21:18] PsychoMuncher: in that way
[21:18] PsychoMuncher: but not like a gay way
[21:18] TheSilverSky: PsychoMuncher, we need to be closer so we can be drunk engineer drinking buddies
[21:18] PsychoMuncher: XD
[21:18] candiro: Guy love
[21:18] TheSilverSky: design a nukefighter in your garage
[21:18] candiro: Bromance
[21:18] TheSilverSky: candiro
[21:18] TheSilverSky: yeah
[21:18] PsychoMuncher: yah
[21:18] TheSilverSky: bromance
[21:18] PsychoMuncher: XD
[21:18] Yafor2|SpringBreak: bromance
[21:18] candiro: brogry
[21:18] TheSilverSky: I LOVE YOU MAN 😀
[21:18] TheSilverSky: okay guys
[21:18] TheSilverSky: talk to you sunday
[21:19] TheSilverSky: i’m going to my friends to play halo 3 after work tomorrow
[21:19] candiro: o>
[21:19] TheSilverSky: >.>
[21:19] TheSilverSky: o>
[21:19] PsychoMuncher: XD
[21:19] PsychoMuncher: brorgy
[21:19] Yafor2|SpringBreak: XDWHAT
[21:19] *** TheSilverSky ( has signed off IRC (Quit: Nettalk6 – (Link:
[21:22] *** Talost|Crunchy_Science ( has joined #NSArms.
[21:22] PsychoMuncher: ahoy talost
[21:22] candberry: Aye, welcome to the brorgy
[21:23] Talost|Crunchy_Science: ahoy indeed


My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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