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Archive for October 2009

because I’m still childish enough to want one

SO THIS IS A LIST OF MOSTLY AFFORDABLE THINGS THAT CAN BE PURCHASED FOR CHRISTMAS I GUESS oh gods i feel selfish it’s also not in any order whatsoever and is numbered just so I can see how worthlessly selfish I am oh gods

also I do not expect to get everything on this list, it’s just a pile of links so you know what to get if you don’t know what to get and is a beautiful series of recommendations

this may also become a List Of Shit I Could Get People

  1. Pokeball! [FROOGLE]
  2. Pokedex! [FROOGLE]
  3. Awesome soap! [SOAPIER]
  4. Anything that’s practical! (Outline what it could be used for.)
  5. Gundam model kits! [IT’S A GUNDAM] (high grade preferably, ask me for specifics)
  6. Gundam model kit bases! [SAME WEBSITE AS ABOVE] (anything works)
  7. Random things that may not be practical but look cool anyways!
  8. I… I dunno, a headphone extension cable [FROOGLE] <– I actually need this one
  9. Sonic screwdriver! preferably this one [LINK], but this one [LINK] may work too. I’m not sure if the second one has a whirrrr though
  10. A mace, I… guess [BLUDGEON!]
  11. Shirts! [SHIRT.WOOT] But preferably this one [LINK] or this one [LINK] or this one [LINK] or this one [LINK]
  12. Webcomic (Topatoco) shirts. [LINK] [LINK] [LINK] [LINK] [LINK] [LINK] [LINK] [LINK] are the preferred, but if you see anything on there that you personally think is witty then it works. In fact I would prefer you chose a shirt that you think would fit, regardless of what I think, because it makes it more OMFG SPECIAL that way or some shit
  13. xkcd store swag. height poster [LINK] shark science [LINK] actual size [ACTUAL SIZE LINK] alien poster [LINK] reddit shirt [LINK] orangered [LINK]
  14. xkcd book jesus christ how did i forget [LINK]
  15. Thinkgeek gadgets! titanium spork [LINK] survival kit inna can [LINK] superspork [LINK] survival kit inna bottle [LINK] utility key tool [LINK]
  16. Thinkgeek geek toys! cactus inna jar [LINK] ceramic cup noodle cup [LINK] mini trebuchet [LINK] snow inna jar [LINK] wooden machines [LINK] butterfly pen [LINK]
  17. I’LL NEVER GET THIS, BUT: USB Doomsday Device Hub [LINK]
  18. HOLY SHIT GIANT NERF SWORD [LINK – Target]
  19. Anything on this website, I swear, they make amazing shit and I have loved them since like 2004 [LINK]
  20. Do you want me to be specific? Fine. thumbtack buttons [LINK] interesting tape [LINK] preferably in russian [LINK] tetrius [LINK] atmark mug [LINK] tetris ice cubes [LINK] the “fuck you” jigsaw puzzle [LINK] bookmarks [LINK] moloko [LINK] no swearing [LINK] student driver [LINK]

this list is constantly updated, people who want to claim what they get can post responses


ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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