So. After a little discussion on IRC with several of my NationStates comrades, I remembered that I wrote a poem in one-three-three-seven (1337 or “leet”) last year. Why? Because I wanted to.

1337 p03m

5|_||> |-|4X0|2 |-|33|23’5 73|-| 5<00P

1 |20X0|25 J00R |30X0|25 P|-||20/\/\ 5|_|/\/|_|P 70 5|_|/\/|)0\/\//\/

533 /\/\3 1/\/ 73|-| \/1|>30 64/\/\35 1 /\/\4|<3 J00 P

J0 /\/\4/\/\4 G07 PWN3D |3`/ /\/\3

|-|34|>5|-|07 601/\/6 |_3F7 & |216|-|7

/\/3\/3|2 |2|_|/\//\/1/\/ P|-||20/\/\ 4 F16|-|7

P\/\/Z1/\/6 /\/00|35 |)4`/ /\/ /\/16|-|7

P|-|34|2 /\/\`/ 1337 |-|470 5|<!112 (headshot)

Translation to English:

Hello, comrades, how do you do?

I defeat enemies in video games before pick up a weapon, you do

Witness my video game skills and you shall wet your pants

I have defeated the sister of your aunt’s.

One-shot, to your left and to your right

I never escape from a dangerous fight

New fighters shall be defeated day and night

Fear my skills in Halo. (kill)

[syndicated from danhawking.wordpress.com]

Right, well.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=06B806E73B951CAD <– required download. Inside is a readme and all the music you’ve ever not wanted me to play on the piano.

I’ll show you lot how I recorded it later.

Just download! Now!

NationStates RP has gotten interesting due to the developments of another nation. I’ll be RPing there as Aralonia.

Also, I’m bored as hell so I’m taking part in another Livejournal RP too.

Umm.

Oh, right, for all you people who read this blog (or its Livejournal syndication) and are entering high school next year, TAKE NOTE! There shall be a “What Not To Do and What To Do In High School” entry. Written by yours truly.

Right, well.

Somehow I got the idea that my old school would be holding the musical that our grade did, Oklahoma.

That is, they forced our class to perform it. Tonight.

Nightmare situation: I completely forgot the main number that I performed.

"WHAT OH SHI-"

I wake up. Crazy stuff, eh? 

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THE 11TH EPISODE OF SUZUMIYA HARUHI NO YUUTSU IS ABSOLUTE FREAKIN' WIN

HEY, FOOLS

I'M BACK. OH, INTERNET, I FUCKING LOVE YOU

DANIEL HAWKING WILL BE AWAY FROM INTERNET FROM TODAY UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY

THAT IS ALL

FUCK YES. SUMMER.

FUCK NO. NO INTERNET TOMORROW.

It will be a cold day in hell before I write a post in here again that doesn't have CAPSLOCKRAGE or CAPSLOCK1337 in it.

I wonder who reads this piece of crap blog anyhow? I need a drink.

My friend here is doing some hard work, studying for the finals tomorrow. This is what his screen looks like.

 http://img106.imageshack.us/my.php?image=overprep6vz.png

Aaaaaaaah.