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High School Do’s and Dont’s

Written for my good friends who are going to high school next year. Will be constantly fixed later.

  1. Mean people suck.
  2. Conformists are mean. Ergo, they suck.
  3. Parties suck. They’re generally boring.
  4. Be wary of anyone giving you anything to drink.
  5. If someone comes at you with a video camera, a cup of water is an effective deterrent. Spray it near them. It’ll make them run.
  6. Don’t game that much. It’ll kill you, now shut up and let me go back to Halo 3.
  7. If you play any instruments, drop them. It’ll take up too much time.
  8. Kill whatever chat service you’re using.
  9. Turn the chat service back on, you’re going to need to ask for, err, homeworld- I mean homework help.
  10. A pen is a very effective close range weapon. Especially if it’s a uniball or a Pilot G2. Specifically those two kinds of pens, because they come, and I quote a friend, “pre-sharpened”.
  11. Lowerclassmen are a sometimes food.
  12. Cup Noodles or other instant noodles are a godsend.
  13. Caffeine is useful at late nights.
  14. Stupid people are stupid
  15. Hot chocolate is also a godsend.
  16. Caffeine is a godsend. Suggestions: Bawls, Stewie’s Mind Erase Elixir (repackaged Bawls), Virgil’s Root Beer, coffee.
  17. Try to find an off-campus location to hang out together away from the insanity of school.
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1 Response to "High School Do’s and Dont’s"

never take higher calsses in your upperclassmen years

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My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

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