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The Result of Boredom

Posted on: 30 June 2006

So. After a little discussion on IRC with several of my NationStates comrades, I remembered that I wrote a poem in one-three-three-seven (1337 or “leet”) last year. Why? Because I wanted to.

1337 p03m

5|_||> |-|4X0|2 |-|33|23’5 73|-| 5<00P

1 |20X0|25 J00R |30X0|25 P|-||20/\/\ 5|_|/\/|_|P 70 5|_|/\/|)0\/\//\/

533 /\/\3 1/\/ 73|-| \/1|>30 64/\/\35 1 /\/\4|<3 J00 P

J0 /\/\4/\/\4 G07 PWN3D |3`/ /\/\3

|-|34|>5|-|07 601/\/6 |_3F7 & |216|-|7

/\/3\/3|2 |2|_|/\//\/1/\/ P|-||20/\/\ 4 F16|-|7

P\/\/Z1/\/6 /\/00|35 |)4`/ /\/ /\/16|-|7

P|-|34|2 /\/\`/ 1337 |-|470 5|<!112 (headshot)

Translation to English:

Hello, comrades, how do you do?

I defeat enemies in video games before pick up a weapon, you do

Witness my video game skills and you shall wet your pants

I have defeated the sister of your aunt’s.

One-shot, to your left and to your right

I never escape from a dangerous fight

New fighters shall be defeated day and night

Fear my skills in Halo. (kill)


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My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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