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Posted on: 23 March 2009

[17:29] *** Muncher (chatzilla@67-194-25-189.wireless.umnet.umich.edu) has joined #NSArms.
[17:51] Muncher: Preston
[17:51] Muncher: I am become music
[17:51] Muncher: the destroyer of productivity
[17:52] Muncher: D:<
[17:52] Muncher: ALL COWER BEFORE MY AWESOMENESS
[17:52] Bull|Nehrland: Wow.
[17:52] * Muncher detonates
[17:52] Bull|Nehrland: And how does this make you feel, Muncher?
[17:52] Muncher: http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=5788&st=15&#last
[17:53] Muncher: Bull|Nehrland: kinda horny, actually
[17:53] Muncher: aaaaaaaaaand it’s a good thing Ara is inactive, else that’d get quoted on his blog XD
[17:53] Bull|Nehrland: And why does this make you feel “Kinda horny, actually,” Muncher?
[17:54] Muncher: Elisha Cuthbert
[17:54] Muncher: enough said
[17:54] Bull|Nehrland: Ok?
[17:55] Muncher: well, add in some Alizee just to drive you insane because the music never fucking leaves your head. Oh, and some Led Zeppelin guitar, with Jaco just getting high and funking the fuck out of your skull with a electric bass made entirely out of fossilized cannabis leaves
[17:55] Bull|Nehrland: Wtf.
[17:56] Muncher: and a nuclear explosion with a bunch of sexual predators (freshly castrated, gotta keep the pitch high and crisp!) singing “this little light of mine!”
[17:56] Bull|Nehrland: LMAO
[17:56] Muncher: admit it, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as that mental image
[17:56] Bull|Nehrland: True.
[17:58] Muncher: Aralonia, if you don’t fucking quote that, I’m running for president and accusing you of treason
[17:58] Muncher: D:<
[17:58] Mondoth: and then the sun explodes
[17:58] Muncher: NUMBER MUNCHER FOR PRESIDENT, 2035! DEATH TO TROGGLES, FURRIES, AND COMMUNISM!
[17:59] Bull|Nehrland: Chuck Norris 2012
[17:59] *** Bull|Nehrland is now known as Bull|ChuckNorris2012.
[18:00] Muncher: THERE ARE FIFTEEN FORUMS THAT RUN THE FURRY COMMUNITY, AND IF YOU ELECT ME SUPREME OVERSEER, PRIME MINISTER, PRESIDENT, GOD-EMPEROR, KING, LORD PROTECTER, HIGH GENERAL, SUPREME ADMIRAL, EXECUTOR, STEWARD OF BATHROOM STALL #19 IN THE GUY’S BATHROOM AT THE BOWLING ALLEY AT 193 NORTH STREET, ANYTOWN, USA, AND THE BEST FUCKING ACTOR SINCE REAGAN, I WILL EXPOSE THEIR PLOT!
[18:00] Muncher: AND ORDER THEM TO THE CAMPS!
[18:01] DanHawking[Aralonia]: oh Munchie, I’m not inactive

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[18:03] DanHawking[Aralonia]: https://danhawking.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/irc-irc-irc-irc/
[18:04] Muncher: XD great presentation
[18:04] Bull|ChuckNorris2012: haha
[18:04] Muncher: it’d be best if I’d said “god damnit” right after you typed that
[18:05] Muncher: but alas and alak
[18:05] Muncher: providence can only suck my cock so much before she has to service others elsewhere
[18:06] Muncher: (Providence is pretty hot, but the twins Liberty and Justice are kinky, let me tell you)

==

[19:00] candiro: munchie
[19:00] Muncher: fucking starcraft, now
[19:00] candiro: get l4d
[19:00] Muncher: candiro, can’t, trying to get laid
[19:00] candiro: XD
[19:00] Spizania: you dont have much of a chance without Homeworld
[19:00] Muncher: new games and sex are mutually exclusive
[19:01] Spizania: what about the Desperate Housewives came? ūüėõ
[19:01] Muncher: goddamit, I really need to think BEFORE I say things
[19:01] Muncher: not AFTER
[19:02] candiro: thoughts help no man

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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