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IRC food goes cuil

Posted on: 22 September 2009

[22:46] <Talhydras> Man, what have you guys been eating of late?
[22:46] <Talhydras> Icefox, you still working on that chili?
[22:46] <Icefox> Chili and sandwiches.
[22:46] <Icefox> In profusion
[22:47] <Icefox> Tonight I had doctored ramen just to change things up.
[22:52] <Talhydras> Heh, oh ramen
[22:52] <Ara[LateNightFood]> doctored ramen?
[22:53] <Icefox> Ramen, plus whatever you have on hand.
[22:53] <Icefox> In my case, egg and peas and corn.
[22:53] <Talhydras> That reminds me, I need to cook fried rice sometime soon
[22:53] *** Ara[LateNightFood]!~Aralonia@7774EC6B.72EA781C.7CCD0E34.IP is now known as DanielHawking
[22:53] *** DanielHawking sets mode +r
[22:53] <Icefox> I did that last wee.
[22:53] <DanielHawking> I just had two meatball subs. fuck yeah
[22:53] <Icefox> last week
[22:53] <Icefox> It was pretty awesome.
[22:54] <Talhydras> two?
[22:54] <Icefox> And I had meatballs the week before that, and ate them in sandwiches.
[22:54] <Icefox> Man.
[22:54] <Icefox> Am I awesome or what?
[22:54] <DanielHawking> Two, yeah.
[22:54] <DanielHawking> I was hungry.
[22:54] <Icefox> Were they… small meatball subs?
[22:55] <DanielHawking> 5 meatballs each.
[22:55] <DanielHawking> I missed lunch.
[22:55] <Talhydras> I know of no meatball sub small enough that mo…
[22:55] * Talhydras D8
[22:55] <DanielHawking> WHAT
[22:56] <Talhydras> you missed lunch in a big way
[22:56] <_Lizzie_> MEATBALL. SUB. NOW
[22:56] <Talhydras> I’ve never eaten aaack
[22:56] * Talhydras DIVES AWAY FROM MONITOR
[22:56] * _Lizzie_ rocket fist punch
[22:56] * Talhydras is hit in the jaw! It is torn off!
[22:56] * DanielHawking dives through the monitor and casts Reflega
[22:56] <DanielHawking> *dives through Tal’s monitor
[22:57] <DanielHawking> IT’S OKAY I’LL HOLD IT OFF JUST GET FURTHER AWAY
[22:57] <Talhydras> You have entered Tal’s Dorm.
[22:57] <Talhydras> There are clothes on the floor.
[22:57] <DanielHawking> also, http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1496 was horrifying at the end
[22:57] <Talhydras> There is a bed behind you.
[22:57] * _Lizzie_ lurks in the shadows of the room
[22:57] <DanielHawking> >stab bed
[22:58] <Talhydras> the bed squeals! Six pincered claws and four armored mechanical arms pop out!
[22:58] <Talhydras> YOU FACE:  WESLEYAN NONSTANDARD SIZED DORM ROOM BED LEVEL 93
[22:58] * Talhydras fwooshy final fantasy battle lines thingies
[22:58] <DanielHawking> WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD
[22:58] <DanielHawking> >cast Fire5
[22:58] <Talhydras> The bed takes 99567 damage!
[22:59] <Talhydras> The bed glows once.
[22:59] <Talhydras> The bed used “Charging for ultimate attack…”
[22:59] <DanielHawking> >cast Fire99999
[22:59] <Talhydras> *miss*
[22:59] <DanielHawking> WHAT
[22:59] <Talhydras> The bed used “A-10 Strafing Run + Precision Artillery Rushdown”
[23:00] <Talhydras> Multiple attacks, high physical and fire damage!
[23:00] * DanielHawking casts reflexive perfect dodge
[23:00] <Talhydras> (also, Liz, my overhead lights are broken. My whole room is shadows. Congrats, I will now have trouble sleeping tonight.)
[23:00] <Talhydras> THE BED FAINTED!
[23:00] * _Lizzie_ suddenly appears from the shadows, eats the bed, eats the A-10 and then merges back into the shadows
[23:00] <Talhydras> Ara gained a level!
[23:01] <Talhydras> Ara has learned “Hacks!”
[23:01] <Talhydras> Ara already knows four moves.
[23:01] <Talhydras> Forget one?
[23:01] <DanielHawking> What moves do I know?
[23:01] <Talhydras> Breathe, Eat, Sleep, Reflexive Perfect Dodge
[23:02] <DanielHawking> >forget Reflexive Perfect Dodge
[23:02] <Talhydras> Ara is evolving!
[23:02] <Talhydras> Let Ara evolve into Master Turtle Knight?
[23:03] <DanielHawking> EVOLVE
[23:04] * Talhydras watches as Ara transforms from a Turtle Knight to a Master Turtle Knight! Ara now has short take off and landing technology, FLIR, D rank proficiency in Lances, Axes, memes, and trollan, and 50% more defense!
[23:04] * DanielHawking ‘s eyes can see in another spectrum!
[23:04] * DanielHawking CAN SEE FOREVER
[23:04] * _Lizzie_ is still hidden
[23:04] <_Lizzie_> it is dark
[23:05] * Talhydras quakes in terror
[23:05] <Talhydras> don’t eat grues
[23:05] <Talhydras> really
[23:05] <_Lizzie_> you are likely to be eaten by a lizzie
[23:05] <Talhydras> I am not tasty

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

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