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Swordfighting near midnight

Posted on: 8 September 2009

tired, copypasting from IRC

[02:13] Aralonia: I never told you the whole story about the swordfight
[02:13] _Lizzie_: ok
[02:14] Aralonia: So my roomie picks up my sword. I poke him to give it back but he goes and tosses it at another dude.
[02:14] Aralonia: the other dude, an Arabic, starts slashing back at me
[02:14] Aralonia: I want it back
[02:14] Aralonia: so he offers to duel me in the hallway
[02:14] Aralonia: by this point I just want my sword back and he says “no”
[02:15] Aralonia: so fine, I go upstairs and get changed into proper battle wear (a long sleeve shirt and my brown coat, plus slacks and shoes)
[02:15] Aralonia: go downstairs
[02:15] Aralonia: he makes the first move and I slash at him. he dodges backwards
[02:15] Aralonia: the duel continues, but he disarms me for a sec.
[02:15] Aralonia: I pull my fucking nerf rifle out of my coat and point it at him
[02:16] Aralonia: er, not rifle, pistol
[02:16] Aralonia: he flees for a sec but then I put it away and grab my sword
[02:16] Aralonia: duel continues
[02:16] Aralonia: He did a punch at me with his fist but I blocked with the nerf gun.
[02:16] Aralonia: His knuckle at this point is in pain
[02:17] Aralonia: Then he broke the sword tip of my nerf sword. motherfucker
[02:17] Aralonia: he stuffed it down his pants. double mofucka
[02:17] Aralonia: he stepped on the sword tip and broke it into pieces. triple mofucker
[02:17] Aralonia: I call him a stupid coward, honourless
[02:17] Aralonia: I guess Egyptian people surround me and try to talk touch
[02:17] Aralonia: *talk tough
[02:17] Aralonia: a few girls, who saw me, step in and tell them to fuck off
[02:17] Aralonia: I get my swords back and then Public Safety arrives and tells them to fuck off
[02:18] Aralonia: at this point I run away
[02:19] Aralonia: but apparently Public Safety said “When I heard there was a swordfight going on, first I wanted to just drive BACKWARDS. Second, I wanted to come watch”
[02:20] Aralonia: so uh
[02:20] Aralonia: I come out uninjured even though he kicks me like 5 times
[02:20] Aralonia: he comes out uninjured but with the pride that he can’t beat up a little kid broken
[02:20] Aralonia: because little kid knows fencing/kendo
[02:23] Aralonia: I apologised to the students


1 Response to "Swordfighting near midnight"


what the fuck that is hilarious.

did anyoen get in trouble tho?

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There are three fractions that make up this persona.

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