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the longest IRC post ever

Posted on: 4 May 2009

[21:50:22] <Kajal> MOD CONSPIRACY ZOMG
[21:50:35] <Kajal> YUT = MOD CONSPIRACY ZOMG
[21:51:04] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Scolo and Nathi are one and the same! And if you don’t watch out the NS Maf- *urk, dies*
[21:51:07] <+Webster> :/
[21:51:20] <Aralonia> o_o
[21:51:33] * Jordaxia thinks Alak shouldn’t have messed with the NS Maf. 😛
[21:51:37] <@Nathicana> Jordaxia – you’d be surprised. You seem to have unwittingly fallen in amongs elitist bastards who are plotting to take down the rest of NS. Or some stupid thing.
[21:51:51] <Kajal> Alak -… but Scolo is right here.
[21:51:52] <@Scolopendra> ALL OF YOU WILL BOW TO MY WHIMSY
[21:51:53] <@Nathicana> *ahem* There is no NationStates Mafia.
[21:51:57] <@Nathicana> <_<
[21:51:58] <@Nathicana> >_>
[21:52:03] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Kaj: A clever ploy to throw you off his trail!
[21:52:06] <Kajal> I don’t see a nathi anywhere… >_> <_<
[21:52:10] * Aralonia bursts out of a nearby door
[21:52:12] <Aralonia> I KNOW THE SECRETS OF THE MAF–
[21:52:13] <@Scolopendra> There is only the NationStates PENIS
[21:52:14] * Aralonia is gunned down
[21:52:15] <Aralonia> AAAAAAAAAAH
[21:52:16] <@Scolopendra> and it is ME
[21:52:27] <@Nathicana> XD
[21:52:28] * @Scolopendra bodily whaps Aralonia
[21:52:29] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> THE PENIS IS OPRESSIVE!
[21:52:33] <Aralonia> GAAAAAAAH
[21:52:38] * @Scolopendra crushes Noggin under his weight
[21:52:38] <@Nathicana> Scolo are you trying to describe yourself as the NS Dick?
[21:52:49] <Aralonia> Scolo, is your name Richard?
[21:52:53] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel AAAAAAHS
[21:52:53] <@Nathicana> Because I am SO not re-nicking you ‘Wang’.
[21:52:54] <Kajal> it’s the size of a saturn V!
[21:52:59] <Aralonia> lmao, I totally started typing that before you, Nathi
[21:53:02] <@Scolopendra> No, my name is not Richard.
[21:53:03] <Kajal> knocks over everything, all the time
[21:53:06] <@Nathicana> heeheeheehee
[21:53:16] <@Scolopendra> I am the Timperator of the Timperium.
[21:53:28] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Hail the Timperium!
[21:53:42] <@Nathicana> Timperawang! *flee*
[21:53:59] <@Scolopendra> Timpenisium!
[21:54:07] <@Scolopendra> TIMPERIAL COCKTHROB
[21:54:08] <Kajal> “Under the Timperium, people stopped referring to us as the Menelmatani Province of Kajal.  And, you know what?  We like that.”
[21:54:13] * @Nathicana dies
[21:54:21] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel starts laughing
[21:54:25] <Aralonia> TIMPERIAL TIMPANI BAND!
[21:54:31] <Kajal> YUS
[21:54:34] <Aralonia> FROM TIMIOCATO? OSHI–
[21:54:46] <Jordaxia> oh gods I’ve given you all my crazy
[21:54:47] <@Scolopendra> BOOM boom BOOM boom BOOM boom BOOM boom
[21:54:52] * @Scolopendra throbs to the beat
[21:54:54] <Jordaxia> I’m so sorry, but I made a manual in case it was contagious
[21:55:15] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> TIM-TIM TIMMINY TIM-TIM TIMMY
[21:55:38] <@Nathicana> oh gods, must have .gif of this XD XD XD
[21:55:43] <@Scolopendra> WATCH OUT, CITIZENS!  THERE ARE EVILDOERS AFOOT
[21:55:59] <@Scolopendra> I MUST SPILL MY MIGHTY JUSTICE UPON THEM IN WAVES OF PURIFYING FURY!
[21:56:05] <Aralonia> TIMEEEEEEEEH
[21:56:10] <Aralonia> AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD
[21:56:45] <@Nathicana> SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
[21:57:02] <@Scolopendra> No.
[21:57:05] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Scolo’s penis purifies furiously!
[21:57:07] <@Scolopendra> SPLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJUSTICE!
[21:57:12] <@Nathicana> XD
[21:57:45] <Aralonia> TIMMEH
[21:57:49] <Aralonia> AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD
[21:57:49] <Jordaxia> I’m never going to get over this. I’m going to be in therapy for years.
[21:57:52] <Aralonia> DARKNESS FILLS MY HEART WITH PAIN
[21:57:57] *** Sfoz!~Sfoz@c-98-237-203-46.hsd1.wa.comcast.net has quit IRC: Quit: See You!
[21:57:59] <Aralonia> TIMMEH! AND WHEN GIRLS START TO SLEEP WITH GIRLS
[21:58:03] <Aralonia> BEEZLEBUB WILL RISE AGAIN
[21:58:10] * Aralonia rocks the hell out
[21:58:13] <Kajal> Beeeeeeeeeezlebub.
[21:58:21] <@Scolopendra> Has a devil set aside for me.
[21:58:21] <@Nathicana> Jordi: WELCOME TO #nationstates! XD
[21:58:43] * @Scolopendra starts twirling around and around like a huge MIGHTY MEAT BAT
[21:58:50] <Kajal> ow
[21:58:59] * @Nathicana dives for cover
[21:59:00] * @Scolopendra knocks Kajal to the moon!
[21:59:01] <+Webster> I wouldn’t say “mighty.”
[21:59:04] <@Scolopendra> TOP SCORE
[21:59:30] <Aralonia> YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND / YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
[21:59:33] * Aralonia continues forever
[21:59:45] <@Nathicana> ok, gotta quit fucking around and write this so we can unleash furry doom upon FUS.
[21:59:56] * @Nathicana leaves you to carry on. CARRY ON, I SAY!
[21:59:57] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Furry doom?
[22:00:02] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Oh god
[22:00:05] <@Nathicana> >_>
[22:00:09] <@Nathicana> did I say that out loud?
[22:00:13] <Jordaxia> ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME, YOU LOOK LIKE A LOT OF FUN SO WATCH OUT HERE I COME
[22:00:16] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Yes, yes you did
[22:00:19] <+Webster> Everything sticks like a broken record, everything sticks like a broken record, everything sticks until it goes away…
[22:00:23] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel scrubs his mind
[22:00:23] <Izistan> Alak need you be introduced to naked winrar german?
[22:00:25] <Izistan> :p
[22:00:28] * @Nathicana shakes it. Right round. And tries to write. 😛
[22:00:28] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> No
[22:00:32] <Kajal> YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND like a record baby RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND?
[22:00:36] <Kajal> sorry.
[22:00:47] <Jordaxia> fuckers have given me the giggles.
[22:01:03] <@Scolopendra> [22:00] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Furry doom?  <— BY YOUR COMMAND!
[22:01:09] *** Scolopendra!~scolo@ip68-8-201-117.sd.sd.cox.net is now known as Awake-Kzincock
[22:01:12] <+Webster> This is not working.
[22:01:16] <Kajal> oh my.
[22:01:18] * @Awake-Kzincock swings around and knocks Noggin into the stratosphere
[22:01:19] * +Webster runs away from Scolo.
[22:01:19] <@Nathicana> Stick around – we try to make giggles a habit…ohgodsScoloXD
[22:01:24] *** Awake-Kzincock!~scolo@ip68-8-201-117.sd.sd.cox.net is now known as Scolopendra
[22:01:45] <@Nathicana> I DID NOT NEED AN ICE CUBE TO COME OUT MY NOSE KTHX!
[22:01:57] <+Webster> Ow.
[22:02:13] <Kajal> MEDIC?
[22:02:18] <+Webster> Can you try again, Scolo?
[22:02:24] <@Nathicana> well…it didn’t. but I thought it might for a second there due to huge guffaws.
[22:02:29] <@Scolopendra> What, the furry cockbatting or the file transfer?
[22:02:35] <+Webster> Er, the latter.
[22:02:39] <Kajal> I think he means the furry cockbatting
[22:02:42] <@Scolopendra> Sure you don’t want the former?
[22:02:45] <+Webster> Yes.
[22:02:51] <+Webster> Quite sure, thank you.
[22:02:52] <@Scolopendra> Could be fun
[22:02:53] <@Nathicana> not batcocking?
[22:03:13] <@Scolopendra> DUHNANUHNANUHNAHNUHDANUHDAHNUHDANUHDANUH BATCOCK
[22:03:15] <@Scolopendra> BAT COCK
[22:03:15] <+Webster> I’d rather have the file at the moment.
[22:03:17] <@Nathicana> Damn you all, how can I concentrate with humor going on in here!
[22:03:18] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel goes flying
[22:03:22] <@Scolopendra> BAAAAT CAAWWWWWWWK!
[22:03:34] <+Webster> BAKAWWWWWWW!
[22:03:35] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Small
[22:03:59] <@Scolopendra> It would be, yes.
[22:04:03] <Kajal> if he’s bat cawk, then what would be… robin…
[22:04:25] <@Nathicana> weenie
[22:04:39] <@Scolopendra> Nathi, now you’re just being immature
[22:04:44] * LE decides to look in here for one moment and is overwhelmed
[22:04:45] <Jordaxia> pfft, if batman became bat cawk then robin would become blue tit.
[22:04:50] <+Webster> Weird, considering I disabled my firewall.
[22:04:51] <@Nathicana> Me? Immature? NEVAH
[22:04:52] <@Scolopendra> It’s not called a “weenie.”
[22:05:05] <@Scolopendra> It’s called a “huge ginormothrobbing MASSOPRICK”
[22:05:06] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Overwhelmed?
[22:05:11] <@Nathicana> It is when its teenie. And Jordi – that was win. XD
[22:05:13] <LE> overwhelmed.
[22:05:15] <Kajal> ON FIRE
[22:05:22] <@Scolopendra> BUT THERE’
[22:05:26] <@Scolopendra> S A TOPICAL CREME FOR THAT
[22:05:27] <+Webster> S MORE!
[22:05:28] <Kajal> COVERED WITH CHAINSAWS
[22:05:38] <@Scolopendra> BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO A CAT
[22:05:48] <@Scolopendra> MADE OF LASERS!
[22:05:49] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel drops LE on Scolo
[22:05:58] * @Scolopendra knocks LE to Cuba
[22:06:11] <Kajal> IT’S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A COCK!  IT’S LIKE CRYSTAL METH!  IT’S CRYSTAL METH!
[22:06:16] * LE glares at Alak from Havana
[22:06:26] <+Webster> In a, er, oh dear.
[22:06:37] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Get me a Cuban
[22:06:54] <Kajal> One from Guantanamo count?
[22:07:07] * Raem peers at Kajal
[22:07:13] <@Scolopendra> Those poor Gitmo sods will settle for one virgin at this rate
[22:07:18] <@Scolopendra> You’ll just have to do.
[22:07:27] <Raem> Thanks, Kajal, for the randomest thing I’ve read all day
[22:07:29] <+Webster> “SALE 70% OFF on Pfizer” Sweet, I can buy an entire company through email now!
[22:07:31] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel blinks
[22:07:46] <Kajal> Webs – save me some of that shit
[22:07:47] <Aralonia> You guys need a new IRC thread
[22:07:56] <@Scolopendra> You volunteering?
[22:07:56] <Kajal> I always wanted to be a multinational corporation
[22:07:58] <@Scolopendra> THE COCK DEMANDS IT
[22:08:14] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel peers at Ara. “Bweh?”
[22:08:13] <@Scolopendra> THE WAY TO… VICTORY!
[22:08:09] <@Scolopendra> IT POINTS THE WAY.
[22:08:34] *** ChanServ!ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net sets mode +l 42
[22:09:22] <@Scolopendra> Sent.
[22:09:38] <+Webster> Yay Internet!
[22:09:41] <Kajal> FULL OF COCKS
[22:09:44] <@Scolopendra> I SENT WEBS AN INTERNET.  TO MAKE SURE IT GETS THERE FASTER I AM AVOIDING THE TUBES.
[22:09:49] <@Scolopendra> I WILL FIRE IT OUT OF MY CANNON.

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[22:10:50] <@Scolopendra> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Upshot-K
[22:11:55] <@Scolopendra> AIN’T I A CLEVER DICK?
[22:12:13] <+Webster> SORT OF.
[22:12:37] <@Nathicana> Well, you’re certainly …. >_>
[22:12:42] <@Scolopendra> I am not, however, a particularly private dick.  Ladies, take notice. *snaps fingers, winks, and points at those whose chest = boobs && chest != moobs*
[22:13:13] <Kajal> YOU’RE SUCH AN INDIAN GIVER
[22:13:17] <Kajal> lawlcaps
[22:13:19] <Number_Muncher> XD
[22:13:21] <@Scolopendra> RACIST
[22:13:34] *** TRIAD_Enterprises!~Trace_the@c-71-227-145-126.hsd1.wa.comcast.net has joined #nationstates
[22:13:37] <@Scolopendra> INDIANS GIVE JUST AS FAIRLY AS EVERYONE ELSE
[22:13:48] <@Scolopendra> BUT THEY TELL YOU TO GET OUT IF YOU SPEND MORE THAN TEN MINUTES IN THEIR STORE
[22:13:52] <Kajal> BUT THEY TOOK ALL OUR JORBS
[22:13:54] <@Scolopendra> AS IS THEIR RIGHT oh hi Triad
[22:14:02] <@Scolopendra> DEYDURKURJERBS
[22:14:03] * TRIAD_Enterprises blinks.
[22:14:16] <@Nathicana> the poor dear has no idea what he’s stumbled into
[22:14:19] <TRIAD_Enterprises> Well, that was an interesting intro.
[22:14:35] <@Nathicana> You shoulda waltzed in earlier.
[22:14:40] <@Scolopendra> He’s stumbled into a cockitopia of plenty!
[22:14:43] <@Nathicana> Ara – you don’t. 😛
[22:14:49] <@Nathicana> Seriously, just don’t.
[22:15:03] <Aralonia> FINE
[22:15:05] <Number_Muncher> XD
[22:15:06] <Aralonia> DANHAWKING.WORDPRESS.COM IT IS
[22:15:18] <@Scolopendra> Save it anyway.  Just in case.
[22:15:22] <@Scolopendra> <_<
[22:15:23] <Number_Muncher> at least there are no quotes of me on there
[22:15:24] <Izistan> Yeah, remember when me and Munchy violated the invisionfree TOS?
[22:15:30] <Number_Muncher> ^5
[22:15:33] <Izistan> I don’t even remember what we did…
[22:15:35] <@Scolopendra> YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MUNCH IN PUBLIC
[22:15:37] <@Nathicana> What happens in #nationstates stays in #nationstates. Unless we take it out of #nationstates, in which case it doesn’t. >_>
[22:15:42] * Number_Muncher munches Scolo
[22:15:45] <@Scolopendra> oooooo
[22:15:52] <Number_Muncher> your brainz are tasteh
[22:15:54] <Kajal> Should I be recording this?
[22:15:55] <+Webster> I have a website, and I know how to use it!
[22:16:06] <@Scolopendra> My brains are made of CANDY
[22:16:08] <@Nathicana> Does that make him a Cock_Muncher?
[22:16:14] <Kajal> IT DOES INDEED
[22:16:16] <Number_Muncher> D:
[22:16:21] <@Scolopendra> Let’s ask Kajal oh wait there you go
[22:16:23] <Number_Muncher> COCK IS NOT A NUMBER
[22:16:25] * @Nathicana could NOT help it, so sorry.
[22:16:26] <@Scolopendra> The GAY] has weighed in
[22:16:28] <Jordaxia> so… is it safe to come out yet?
[22:16:30] <@Scolopendra> COCK IS YOUR NUMBER
[22:16:33] <Number_Muncher> IT CANNOT BE ADDED OR SUBTRACTED
[22:16:36] <@Nathicana> NEVAH!
[22:16:37] <Kajal> COCK is the loneliest number that’ll ever be
[22:16:38] <Izistan> Muncher wins a years supply of berber carpet.
[22:16:40] <@Scolopendra> Sure it can.
[22:16:43] <Izistan> congradulat!
[22:16:49] <@Scolopendra> Bris, subtraction.
[22:16:55] <@Nathicana> We are suffering from an overabundance of cock. This MUST be the internets.
[22:17:03] <Number_Muncher> cock cannot be multiplied
[22:17:03] <@Scolopendra> Mean looking implements and collagen… addition
[22:17:09] <Number_Muncher> some cultures DO divide cocks though
[22:17:11] <Number_Muncher> o_O
[22:17:12] <@Scolopendra> FURRY ARTISTS SAY OTHERWISE
[22:17:13] <+Webster> COCK/COCK != COCK
[22:17:24] * @Scolopendra pulls the hentai lever
[22:17:27] <+Webster> You would know, scolo.
[22:17:31] <Kajal> COCK x COCK = ohgod
[22:17:34] <@Scolopendra> It’s like the Walker Texas Ranger lever
[22:17:36] * @Nathicana wonders where Rezo is hiding.
[22:17:44] <@Scolopendra> But… well, you can guess.
[22:17:52] <Number_Muncher> [01:17]
<Scolopendra>
It’s like the Walker Texas Ranger lever <= is that where Chuch Norris just unzips his pants….
[22:18:01] <@Scolopendra> AND THEN A MILLION COME OUT
[22:18:06] <@Scolopendra> Like anime missiles
[22:18:08] <Izistan> “wonders where Rezo is hiding.” < I have him tied to my bed.
[22:18:10] <Number_Muncher> XD
[22:18:11] <Izistan> He’s my german now.
[22:18:14] <Izistan> MINE
[22:18:16] <@Scolopendra> wheeoooo fewwww fewww whzhooooo
[22:18:21] <+Webster> integral( cock, dx |0,inf) = scolo’s pants
[22:18:21] <Kajal> only until he chews off his arm.
[22:18:35] <Number_Muncher> Scolo, like the Washington song, I head that motherfucker had like, 30 goddam dicks
[22:18:46] <Izistan> “only until he chews off his arm.” < I have a Stasi uniform on.
[22:18:53] <Izistan> He won’t be going anywhere. 😐
[22:18:55] <@Scolopendra> Word.
[22:19:15] <TRIAD_Enterprises> Hey Scolo, may I get some engineering opionion/advice?
[22:19:23] <@Scolopendra> Does it have to do with penis?
[22:19:26] <Kajal> does it involve cantilevered loads on COCKS?
[22:19:30] <TRIAD_Enterprises> Ummm, no.
[22:19:35] <Kajal> are you sure?
[22:19:42] <@Scolopendra> “This cock is balancing a pancake on his head.”
[22:19:45] <Jordaxia> you can’t steal rezo, he says NICE THINGS to me. he’s good for my ego… I mean crippled self esteem. whatever, GIVE HIM BACK.
[22:19:46] <Number_Muncher> XD
[22:19:53] *** Gehenna|InDreamland!~gehennata@host86-170-187-77.range86-170.btcentralplus.com is now known as Gehenna_
[22:20:08] <@Scolopendra> Sounds like the smut from the guy who draws Faithmouse or whatever the fuck it is.
[22:20:08] <Number_Muncher> a new device utilizing steel cocks to defend nations
[22:20:11] <TRIAD_Enterprises> Only if power distribution systems in an FT setting for feeding high-energy equipment = cock?
[22:20:19] <Kajal> REROUTE THE POWER!
[22:20:23] <Kajal> THREE NUBS TO THREE NUBS!
[22:20:32] <Number_Muncher> electrodes in potatoes works, why not cocks in the future
[22:20:26] <Izistan> The delta-v of nuclear-electric COCKS?
[22:20:43] <Number_Muncher> GENETICALLY ENGINEER THEM WITH ELECTRIC STINGRAY GLANDS[22:20:53] <Kajal> SHOCKING
[22:20:56] <@Nathicana> Apply charge for instant erection?
[22:21:00] <@Scolopendra> Well, erections are just rerouting blood to the vesicles
[22:21:09] <@Scolopendra> so yeah, it’s penis enough.  Hit me.
[22:21:34] * Number_Muncher waits for the cocksmack
[22:21:34] * @Nathicana slaps Scolo around with…no, I just can’t do it. XD
[22:21:42] * +Webster hits Scolo with a parrot.
[22:21:43] <@Scolopendra> You don’t have one, Nathi.
[22:21:49] <@Scolopendra> You’d have to borrow someone else’s.
[22:21:50] <@Nathicana> No, but I could borrow one.
[22:21:54] <@Scolopendra> BEAT YOU
[22:21:55] <Izistan> we can build one
[22:21:59] <@Scolopendra> faster
[22:22:02] <+Webster> YOU SURE BEAT IT A LOT, SCOLO.
[22:22:02] <@Scolopendra> better
[22:22:03] <@Scolopendra> stronger
[22:22:05] <Kajal> detach-able peeeeeeenis!
[22:22:05] <@Scolopendra> harder
[22:22:06] <TRIAD_Enterprises> Alright.  I was considering using conduits carrying charged hydrogen plasma for power distribution.  For three main purposes.
[22:22:12] * Number_Muncher eyes Nathi suspiciously
[22:22:25] * @Nathicana peers back innocently?
[22:22:26] * +Webster points at TRIAD. “He’s being serious, he’s being serious!”
[22:22:28] <Izistan> hydrogen plasma sucks. hydrogen fusion sucks.
[22:22:31] <@Scolopendra> 1) electricity’s not good enough for you
[22:22:38] <Izistan> Man up to the denser ones yo
[22:22:42] <@Scolopendra> 2) you really want magnetic containment bottles going through everything
[22:22:43] <+Webster> Anyway, updated birdy.
[22:22:47] <TRIAD_Enterprises> 1. Electrical power transfer.  (Assuming my math and physics isn’t borked, you should be able to just tap plasmas for electric current right?)
[22:22:50] <@Scolopendra> 3) it glows like some novelty condoms do
[22:22:56] <Izistan> If its not shooting neutrons everywehre it ain’t worth shiiiit
[22:22:59] <Kajal> 4.) HOLY SHIT EXPLODING EVERYTHING
[22:23:07] <@Scolopendra> HE SAID THREE KAJAL DAMN
[22:23:14] <Kajal> He forgot one.
[22:23:15] <@Scolopendra> Anyway.  Yes you can.
[22:23:18] <TRIAD_Enterprises> 2. Supplies of plasma to plasma-based weaponry.  Rather than generating plasma on-site, just tap the reactor through the dristribution grid.
[22:23:20] <@Scolopendra> <Obama> YES, YOU CAN!
[22:23:21] <Number_Muncher> use electric arcs, they provide light and let you laugh like Tesla whenever you  start them up
[22:23:29] <Number_Muncher> like neon
[22:23:36] * @Scolopendra gives Muncher style points
[22:23:38] <TRIAD_Enterprises> 3. Charged particle supply.  Same as 2, but for particle weapons.
[22:24:14] <+Webster> <Obama> Pie?  Yes we can has!
[22:24:32] <Number_Muncher> Triad, if you just have them as supadupa space glass conduits, then they provide light just by being HOLY AWESOME PLASMA (remember to run a current through it for kicks and grins)
[22:24:35] <@Scolopendra> All three of those are decent reasons, Triad.
[22:24:37] <+Webster> Woo, forums use UTF8!
[22:24:38] * TRIAD_Enterprises re-reads and tries to catch up.
[22:24:40] * Kajal looks at the incredibly overcocked and ludicrous Kajali supertech…  that uses wires!  And electricity!
[22:25:05] <@Scolopendra> But they’re wires made out of the same stuff that the Daftroom and Havenites make their codpieces out of!

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[22:27:07] <@Nathicana> All this talk of cocks has made me really wish I wasn’t sick. -_- DAMN YOU ALL.

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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