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IRC quote champ has been dethroned

Posted on: 12 April 2009

[19:27:07] <Rezo> Is it just me or is Firefury in dire need of a good, hot dicking?
[19:27:13] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …
[19:27:26] <Rezo> What? She seems to think and make them all the time
[19:27:27] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] snorts Sprite up his nose.
[19:27:32] <Rezo> I detect freudian issues.
[19:27:39] * +Firefury stabs Rezo. With a fax machine.
[19:27:40] <Kajal|G1> everyone can use a good hot dicking now and then
[19:27:51] * Rezo ows.
[19:28:02] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] takes the fax machine and beats Kaj over the head with it.
[19:28:20] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:28:25] <Aralonia> Wait a minute, hang on, something broke there
[19:28:26] * +Firefury /wanted/ to stab her coworkers with the fax machine last week, which is probably quite a statement given the non-stabby nature of a fax machine 😀
[19:28:28] <Kajal|G1> …wat
[19:28:43] <Aralonia> …oh god what did I just type
[19:28:49] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …wait…
[19:29:05] <Kajal|G1> you like fax machines too much, Aralonia
[19:29:09] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] is crying because he’s laughing so hard.
[19:29:20] <Aralonia> S-SHUT UP
[19:29:24] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel just stares with his mouth dropped.
[19:29:29] <Aralonia> IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT FAX MACHINE IS LIKE THAT
[19:29:46] <Aralonia> I-I-I-I MEAN… STUPID FAX MACHINE! ALWAYS BEING USELESS, SO STUPID
[19:29:49] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> You just used Kaj as a sex toy for a machine.
[19:30:03] *** Aralonia!~Aralonia@c-71-202-128-29.hsd1.ca.comcast.net is now known as TsundereAralonia
[19:30:14] <TsundereAralonia> IT’S NOT LIKE THAT DAMNIT
[19:30:22] * Kajal|G1 is not a sex toy!
[19:30:23] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> Apparently it is.
[19:30:32] <TsundereAralonia> I… I… I… SHUT UP
[19:30:33] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> The fax/phone cord isn’t the only thing thats kinky it seems.
[19:31:00] <Rezo> YOu are now, Kajal
[19:31:02] * TsundereAralonia exits, rampaging, destroying half the chatroom with rage only comparable to Kugimiya Rie-voiced tsunderes
[19:31:21] <Kajal|G1> NOoooOoOoOoOooo…
[19:31:25] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> The real question, I suppose, is ‘Is the fax machine male or female, and which role did Kaj play in this?’
[19:31:44] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Well, if the cords are indication, I’d say male.
[19:31:48] *** TsundereAralonia!~Aralonia@c-71-202-128-29.hsd1.ca.comcast.net is now known as Television_Announcer
[19:31:59] <Number_Muncher> [22:28] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:32:01] <Television_Announcer> TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE ANSWER TO THE /SHOCKING QUESTION/ ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES
[19:32:03] <Kajal|G1> apparently i was used to push all the right buttons.
[19:32:10] <Number_Muncher> if this doesn’t go in your IRC quotes blog
[19:32:10] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> lol
[19:32:14] <Number_Muncher> ….
[19:32:23] <+Firefury> 😀
[19:32:25] <Number_Muncher> cuz that’s better than anything I’ve ever said

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

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