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Posted on: 2 March 2009

[20:10] Munchy: you know, if all the ladies at Chillies looked like that chick in the commercial, I’d spend every dinner there
[20:10] DanHawking[Aralonia]: oh that reminds me
[20:10] Munchy: sadly, they’re all 40+ and fat
[20:11] Munchy: or ugly high college aged guys
[20:11] candiro: idk munchie
[20:11] candiro: the ones at the one I go to usually don’t look bad
[20:11] candiro: …food kinda sucks tho
[20:12] Munchy: well, okay, so she looks like her roses have been picked a few times
[20:12] Munchy: but the war of the roses was pretty good
[20:12] TheSilverSky: XDXD
[20:12] DanHawking[Aralonia]: O_O
[20:13] TheSilverSky: chili’s is pretty good
[20:13] DanHawking[Aralonia]: ahahahahaha

==

[22:18] Munchy: ….
[22:18] Munchy: NUKES
[22:18] Munchy: NUCLEAR HELLFIRE
[22:19] Munchy: LET US ANIHILATE PLANET EARTH IN A FIRESTORM GLORIOUS TO SHOW THE CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE OF OUR ACHIEVEMENT
[22:19] Munchy: MASTERY OF ATOMIC WEAPONRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[22:19] Munchy: THE POWER OF THE GODS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:22] Munchy: fire and brimstone and light and radiation and THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FUNDAMENTAL PARTICLES OF MATTER IN AN ORGASM IF UNPARALLELED TECHNOLOGICAL WIZARDLY RESTRICTED TO THOSE FEW OMNIPOTENT BEINGS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE CRAWLED OUT OF THE MUD ENOUGH TO SEE THE LIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE
[22:22] * Munchy spasm
[22:22] Munchy: and the worst part, is the last thing to come to my mind was “and I jizzed in my pants”
[22:24] DanHawking[Aralonia]: …

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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