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Chat, Daniel Hawking Vs. Christopher Eckardt, ~2200 PST

Posted on: 17 November 2008

Daniel:
“seniors”
christophereckardt: you know you go to Harker when you regularly hear seniors curse out the wifi adapters. Additionally Cate, I’m bored get back so we can continue our status war.
Daniel:
PAH
YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THE ENTIRE CLASS IS AS FUCKWIN AS I AM
christophereckardt:
they wish they were heheheh
Daniel:
YOU ASS
Come on
christophereckardt: you know you go to Harker when you regularly hear seniors curse out the wifi adaptrs.
Daniel:
You know that only maybe 5% of the class can possibly be as close to be as amazing as I am
christophereckardt:
-shrugs- that of course is a theoretical maximum
Daniel:
Proven by measurements.
Do I need to bring my Asshole Meter to school or something?
christophereckardt:
I don’t which worries more
the thought of how the hell such a device would work
or why the hell u own one in the first place
Daniel:
Pffft
christophereckardt: iPhone charger recall=fail
Daniel:
It calculates the change in asshole potential as a function of time (deltaASH / seconds), related to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
christophereckardt:
oh god…
my brain just went poof
Daniel:
The uncertainty principle shows that assholery can only be observed at an instant, but you can never prove exactly where it is
christophereckardt:
I.. nvmd…
must go study for evil mandarin quiz
Daniel:
It makes sense, doesn’t it? You can never prove when a person’s been an asshole
christophereckardt:
ta ta
Daniel:
Just for a short instant that they haev been
WIMP
GEDDOUT
YOU CAN’T TAKE THE HAWKING HEAT CAN YOU
christophereckardt:
Silence, I kill you
Daniel:
HUH WHAT NOW
YOU FIRST, FOOL
christophereckardt:
au revoir!
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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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