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The Diplomat vs. The Barbarian.

Posted on: 9 May 2006

Right now we’re writing an in-class History essay! No, seriously, as in right the hell now. 14:52 PST.

So there’s a huge conversation outside the doors – people are talking loudly with doors to the room open, as well as a window.

Teacher disappears for a bit, and some students decide to take action, myself included.

There are two ways to disperse them, without using force and/or firearms.

Dispersal Method 01: The Diplomat, A.K.A. The Hawking Method
Me: Pardon me, but we’re taking a test in here. Could you please move your conversation to another locale?

Dispersal Method 02: The Barbarian, A.K.A. The Kevin K. Method
Kevin: HAY GUYS SHUT UP LOLZ. WE’RE TAKING A QUIZ, GET THE F-[at this point, I immediately utter a loud BEEP sound] AWAY FROM OUR CLASS, LAWLZ. HAY [insert person’s name here] COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP? GO AWAY. LEAVE US ALONE. F-[at this point, I utter another BEEP sound.] OFF.

Note that Dispersal Method 01 worked – their group immediately began to pack up and leave. Of course the faction behind the Dispersal Method 02 decided to continue with his tirade after I finished, and thus not only drove away the chattering students but proceeded to piss them off as well.

…….

I should REALLY get to work on this essay.

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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