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Posted on: 18 April 2006

So. Internet colloquialisms. Only in extreme hyperness should they be used on a sophisticated website (e.g. this one) or in an e-mail.

Of course, it's bloody annoying when you have to read through something that reads as such:

plz wear black and white tomarro for twin day
that way everybody will be twins
it wuz [Teacher, name removed]'s idea so plz do ititll be cute

so EVERYBODY PLZZZZZZZZZZ wear either white or black

ohk??thank u!!"

The Hawking Administration's Translation Department got this:

"ATTN: All Freshmen

Please, wear black and white tomorrow for the "Twin Day" spirit event."

How concise!


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so this is what sparked the spam storm…

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My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

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