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Zed Oh Em Gee? Perhaps.

Posted on: 5 March 2006

As some of you might know, I play an online videogame caled "Maple Story".

I'm crappy at jumping in that game. Several jokes were made. F5, F6, and F7 were pressed multiple times.

Several moments ago I tried jumping at home.

I now have a minor headache caused by hitting something with my forehead.

It sounded like a small weapon went off.

……….ow

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ABOUT THE HAWKING CHILD

My name is Daniel Hawking.

There are three fractions that make up this persona.

One of which is sealed closed via the physical realm of the world. One of which is unlocked via the medium known as the Internet. One of which is standing tall, watching over the wondrous horizon in front of him.

Of the first, this is the one most who have met me see, the one shunned, the one unappreciated, the one treated as entertainment instead of a colleague, the one shunted off to the side.

Of the second, only a select few have been able to meet. Coherency and truthful thoughts are the hallmarks of those knowing this fraction, as are trust and belief. Most of the dearest friends know of this section.

Of the third...? Revival of the finest order, as the phoenix of a prince rises from his own ashes. The adventurer, a traveler.

Regardless of fates, this is who I am now.

Daniel Hawking. Prince of Aralonia.

One of many.

A representative of Aralonia.

Together, the collective mindset of a nation.

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