I am currently mortified.
Several factors.
1.) Because I had no laptop, my crazy restraint was removed. Therefore, I managed to convince the class that warfare is nothing but men stabbing hot, throbbing, pulsating spears into the soft, gooey flesh of other men. And that machine guns are just giant metal penises jizzing bullets over everything.
2.) Because I had no laptop, my crazy restraint was removed. Therefore, I responded to EVERYTHING with some sort of bitter, bastardly comment about how people are horrible. Like… I deconstructed the bible, the qu’ran, the Odyssey, and the Aeneid, and compared them to Aesop’s fables and Mother Goose tales. “Aeneid’s moral of ‘don’t stick your dick everywhere because fuckin’ chicks isn’t cool for Rome’ is comparative to ‘slow and steady wins the race’ or ‘don’t sit on walls because if you fall, all the king’s horses/men won’t help’”
3.) On my way back from class, I was singing along to Hare Hare Yukai, with my headphones on. One of my friends tapped me on the shoulder after having followed me for a minute or so.